Thursday, January 6, 2011

Revised Novel Titles, Inspired by the NewSouth Huck Finn

In the spirit of the NewSouth Huck Finn, I humbly present:

Famous novels with titles revised to be "acceptable" for the 21st century classroom

One Hundred Years of Perfect Contentment

As I Lay Just Resting My Eyes

Moby Male Reproductive Organ

Lady Chatterley’s Platonic Gentleman Caller

To Capture for Observation And In No Way Harm A Mockingbird

Laughterhouse Five

Pride and I’m Not Prejudiced, I Was Raised A Certain Way

Crime and Constructive Criticism

Peace and Peace